| me: |
hey darlin welcome home |
| husband: |
*kiss* hey baby how are you to- |
| me: |
take off your pants |
| -------------------------------------------- |
| husband: |
hey i just ordered some chinese food |
| me: |
how long did they say it would take? |
| husband: |
about 30 mins |
| me: |
get naked |
| husband: |
but i thought we were gonna- |
| me: |
naked. now |
| --------------------------------------------- |
| husband: |
i'm bored |
| me: |
lay down.now |
| ----------------------------------------------- |
| me: |
i love you so much |
| husband: |
i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and- |
| me: |
get in the bed |
| ----------------------------------------------- |
| husband: |
there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go? |
| me: |
nope.sex |
| husband: |
but they have that book you wanted and i was- |
| me: |
sex |
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| me: |
i had a crappy day at work today |
| husband: |
want me to make you some tea? |
| me: |
i want you naked. i'm angry |
| husband: |
what about a back rub? |
| me: |
naked...drop your pants |
| husband: |
you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?! |
| me: |
drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game. |
